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Dedicated to: Will Shortz, "The Puzzler"
Ruth Anne Wood © 2008 Scripting for Success

Civil Election Commentary

Dad says:

Hi Rachael

Rachael says:

Happy Saturday

Dad says:

what did you think of the election result?

Rachael says:

I was inspired by Mc Cain's speech and wish he had been that focused and classy when he was running.

Rachael says:

That would have made the difference for him

Dad says:

I never did hear any of the speeches - was still in airports or airplanes at the time

Dad says:

but I have heard similarly good sentiments from many up here about McCain's concession speech and of course, Canadians are wildly overjoyed at Obama's victroy

Dad says:

victory

Rachael says:

I'm sure Kim is one of those

Dad says:

she was happy

Rachael says:

cool

Rachael says:

Jason and I actually watched the election results outside at Puck with Obama volunteers till Obama gave his speech. It was a memorable atmosphere of joy and a self congratulations.

Dad says:

nice - did my little talk before I left change your vote?

RACHAEL
Oh shoot, what should I tell him?

JERRY
Tell him you are a strong woman and you don’t flip flop.

Rachel says:

We were just going for a walk in town and got snagged by a friend through the whole event

Dad says:

??

Rachel says:

I don't flip flop. I'm a strong woman. I make a decision and I keep it.

Dad says:

I am proud of you for that - I was impressed that you were willing to listen to an old die hard on the subject

Rachel says:

Thank you

RACHAEL

This is a historic event. I stood up to my Dad with out using sarcasm!

JERRY

Congratulations love. I’m proud of you.

Dad says:

Kim just rented her condo and we are meeting the new tenants there in 15 minutes - but I am glad to have touched base and look forward to catching up some more soon

Dad says:

gotta go for now

Dad says:

bye

Rachel says:

cool enjoy the new tenants- bye

IM Written for Daughter and Father Check In
Ruth Anne Wood © 2008 Scripting for Success

Online facebook Comedy Community

How Do You Use the power of Jokes & Funny Stories to Drive More Traffic To Your Site? Or help businesses do the same?

Did you know there were over 673,000 searches for "jokes" and 2,740,000 for "funny" last month on Google? How many people are searching for your web site on Google?

Not as many?

Why not use funny jokes and humor to show case your business and inspire people to click on your joke to find out who is funny enough to be on EnlightenedJokes.com

If your joke/site qualifies...

Your Joke Will Be Posted When You Do The Following...

1. Click here to become a fan of Enlightened Jokes on face book.

2. Write an Enlightened Joke
(ENLIGHTENED JOKE- Humor, funny story and comedy that talks about your personal experiences and feelings and avoids complaining, whining, judging, criticizing or blaming others.)

3. Post your original Enlightened Joke on your blog or website.

4. Email the following to: ruth@EnlightenedJokes.com

YOUR NAME:

YOUR EMAIL:

YOUR JOB TITLE/ INDUSTRY:

YOUR ZIP CODE:

YOUR PAYPAL ADDRESS:

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THE URL OF YOUR POSTED JOKE:

ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES YOUR JOKE:

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Send your above information to: ruth@EnlightenedJokes.com

Want to Rank Higher on the Enlightened JOKE WALL and get your Enlightened Joke posted for 3 years or the life of EnlightenedJokes.com? Send a donation to the project or send me a request to be a sponsor at the top of the Enlightened Joke subscriber emails.

(FYI: Over a 2 million searches on Google for "Funny", "Jokes", "Comedy", "Hilarious". It's a great advertising opportunity!)

Post Your Joke Here.

Thanks,

Ruth


Written for Enlightened Joke Writers and Businesses who understand the power of using "Jokes", Comedy "Humor" and "Funny" to drive traffic to your site

Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success

Ah, The Great Indoors

HUSBAND: Oh it’s raining outside!

WIFE: Really?

HUSBAND: And all the leaves are being blown off the trees!

WIFE: It’s too dark to see.

HUSBAND: That doesn’t matter. I'm watching Gmail weather?

I wondered why Google wanted my zip code when I choose my email program. See it’s raining in the corner of my screen.

WIFE: It’s Google’s plot that we never go outside.

HUSBAND: Or never need to.

Written for XM Comedy
Ruth Anne Wood © 2008 Scripting for Success

Who is she: The Incredible Expanding Woman

The Incredible E x p a n d i n g Woman...

I just typed the above words... the joke is on me.
There are over 321,000 posts on the topic.
So who is she? "The Incredible Expanding Woman" that is?

Are any of them "Enlightened Comics"?

Here's my ode to expansion in the words of these enlightened women and men...
Yehey for beautiful pregnant moms -Amy
Love unconditionally, live happily -mamasteph
"What's happening to me?!" she cried out. -Joe T.
"I don’t know dear, but I think I kinda like it."
Kelly, I think what you are doing is so awesome!! -Deanna
And identical girls!!
I'm not the Mom, I'm just the Stork! -Kelly

Written for Tyra Banks Show
Ruth Anne Wood © 2008 Scripting for Success

The View

MEREDITH: Our next guest went on a quest to find an "Enlightened Comic" while doing research for the opening scene in her future film "Five Rites", a story about a dying 80 year old woman who discovers "the Fountain of Youth" doing the "five rites" yoga everyday. Her research hit an existential wall when she tried to locate an "Enlightened Comic", someone who she notes derive jokes from funny observations on personal feelings and experiences rather than judgments or criticism of self or others. We'll discover what she learned from her comedy research and how activities such as yoga inspire full length comedy, adventures. Please welcome, "Visionary Writer" Ruth Anne Wood.

© 2008 Ruth Anne Wood, Scripting For Success
Written for Meredith Vieira on The View

Have you read what Dorthy Hamill said about the blind figure skater in You Can't Get It 'Cause You've Already Got It!

The Un-enlightened Comic

When Do You Know It's Time To Throw Out Your Jack-O-Lantern?
When the face starts looking like Robert Redford before Botox.

© 2008 Ruth Anne Wood, Scripting For Success
Written for Jay Leno