Holiday Giving for HORO Reporters

WIFE: Ah, it's winter holiday time at HORO "Help a Reporter Out"

HUSBAND: How's that?

WIFE: The Philadelphia Inquirer wants stories on "The Joys (and Dangers) of Re-gifting

HUSBAND: You know what you've gotta to do?

WIFE: What?

HUSBAND: It's fair game to send them a republished article

WIFE: Ugg, lol!

© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For Media Types Who Live Getting Paid to Regift Great Content

Holiday Cards

HUSBAND: Hey, look we got a holiday card from Pete and Ben.
WIFE: Who?
HUSBAND: From the waste management company. Pete's the driver and Ben is the helper.
WIFE: Hey maybe they would like one of our zany, original holiday cards.
HUSBAND: I think they want something in that card.
WIFE: We can tape it to the trash lid.
HUSBAND: Why don't we save them time and put it directly in the trash.
WIFE: They ought to be happy they are two out of the 250 who will be receiving one of our holiday post cards.
HUSBAND: Yes, out of the six billion and change that didn't receive anything from us, they did!

Written for XM Comedy
Ruth Anne Wood © 2008 Scripting for Success