Internet Marketing Specialists Who Are Too Special

It's great that Internet Marketing Specialists are looking out for my best interest. Here's a solicitation I received recently about helping my SEO ranking for of all things, "truck parts":

"Hello, my name is Jason Miller and I am an internet marketing specialist. I was looking at websites under the keyword Truck Parts and came across your website http://write-funny-jokes-for-comedians.blogspot.com. I see that you're not ranked on
the first page of Google for a Truck Parts search."

Actually the purpose of my site is to serve the 673,000 people searching for "jokes" 450,000 searches for "comedy" and 2,745,000 searches on "funny" every month. This email helps fill that need. He goes on to say:

"I'm not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is. There's no reason you can't have a top three ranking for the keyword Truck Parts based on your site structure and content. You have a very nice site. You need significantly more one way anchor text backlinks. If you're interested I can help you with this..."

Thanks to my husband's Philadelphia based IT company who gives helpful SEO tips on 365webapplications.com and other web solutions we have helped improve SEO for keywords that are actually relevant to the site theme and expertise. :)

"I'm talking about getting you ranked for ALL your keywords. Adding new backlinks on a steady and consistent basis from high PR quality websites is what produces the rankings you are looking for http://write-funny-jokes-for-comedians.blogspot.com.

The right kind of links are very critical in getting top ranking....and I can hand deliver these quality links to you."

I'm all for Internet Marketing Specialists who know their stuff and also use common sense in speaking to the needs of prospects. Maybe there is a connection between truck parts and funny, yet It's my path to serve the 2,745,000 searching for "funny" instead of the 49,500 searching for "truck parts". Thanks Jason Miller, but you're no Jason Wood.

Are your friends spamming you on your birthday?

My husband Jason wrote this for our friend's 70th and sent it to a special email account his wife set up for Ken's special day with surprise birthday greetings.

Greetings Sir Ken,

I am prince Abdul Yakoubar from Estonia. My father has passed on and left me a huge sum of money (over 2 million). I am contact you, Ken, because you are man of distinction and someone I can trust. Your reputation as a ride leader makes you a perfect candidate for this mission.

My father, Jarraq "Jerry" Yakoubar was a professional businessman who enjoyed bicycling throughout Africa and Europe. In his travels he traded diamonds, emassing great wealth. To honor his tradition I have choosen you as a cyclist to continue his journey. All I need from you is a bank account number to transfer his great wealth into and then when I arrive in the United States, I will withdraw half of the funds to move my family to your great country. Since I'm over 50, I might also ask you to allow me to stay in your great home as part of the Evergreen Club. I will then begin my own journey across your nation on bicycle and would ask you join me for that journey to honor my father.

If intersted, please contact me with this email for futher discussion.

The honorable Prince Abdul Yakoubar.

HAPPY 70TH KEN! - Jason & Ruth

Jason Wood © 2009 Editor of www.365webapplications.com