Thursday, November 26, 2009

Turkey Chuckle

Henry, why are free range Turkeys so much more expensive than then their hormone induced counterparts?

Gee, I don't know George.

Because they charge you for roaming!

Happy Thanksgiving!


© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
Written for people who enjoy free range Turkey

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Meteor Shower On Facebook

Under the stars my husband alerted me that he was a facebook fan of the Leonid Meteor Shower 2009- said to be Biggest Meteor Shower of the Modern Age. There were:

-216,575 Maybe Attending

-589,948 who had not replied

and

-303,134 Not Attending

This bothered Jason since they were on the same planet, so he thought.
If they were attending where would they be instead?

New Parents

NEW MOTHER: Honey, the baby smells like you?

NEW FATHER: Awe, that's the sweetest...

NEW MOTHER: You change it!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Holiday Giving for HORO Reporters

WIFE: Ah, it's winter holiday time at HORO "Help a Reporter Out"

HUSBAND: How's that?

WIFE: The Philadelphia Inquirer wants stories on "The Joys (and Dangers) of Re-gifting

HUSBAND: You know what you've gotta to do?

WIFE: What?

HUSBAND: It's fair game to send them a republished article

WIFE: Ugg, lol!

© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For Media Types Who Live Getting Paid to Regift Great Content