Thursday, April 14, 2011

Got Math?

"Apparently 4 out 3 people have problems with fractions!"

Written for people who can laugh at their limited math skills
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Marble Works Vs Dominos

HUSBAND: You went number two that fast? We just ate!

WIFE: It's true, I have a much faster metabolism.

HUSBAND: So true

WIFE: Think of it this way. My metabolism is Marble Works. You take the plastic pieces and quickly assemble them. Then you drop the marble in the top and it's down at the bottom in seconds. However your GI is elaborately positioned Dominos that wind throughout the house and take hours to set up.

Written for people who care about fast metabolisms
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood

Monday, March 28, 2011

Gourmet Getaway

Gourmet Getaway... the one place where a foodie can go on her birthday and have "one of everything please!!"

Written for people who love to eat out
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dirty Business

Marketing Person: My friend has a Mitas touch. Everything he does turns into gold.

Designer: Really?

Marketing Person: Ya, he just throws $30,000 at it and it is successful.

Designer: So what's he doing this time?

Marketing Person: From our brief conversation he had this idea start a port-a-john business.

Programmer: I heard you can make a shit-load of money in that business.

Written for people who know how to get shit done.
©2010 Jason Wood

Thursday, March 18, 2010

How To Be Funny


Staney has a way to break down the elements of humor and does a good job how to use it to be funny. It's my favorite science class to date. :-) I don't like his strategy he uses to make other annoying people into an idiot using humor but that's just me. And my husband doesn't like it when I unconsciously use one of the How to Be Funny techniques to flirt with the opposite sex. I guess I don't blame him. Anyway Stanley offers a nice money back guarantee and it's a fun read. I actually got more excited with each new technique.

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