HUSBAND: You went number two that fast? We just ate!
WIFE: It's true, I have a much faster metabolism.
HUSBAND: So true
WIFE: Think of it this way. My metabolism is Marble Works. You take the plastic pieces and quickly assemble them. Then you drop the marble in the top and it's down at the bottom in seconds. However your GI is elaborately positioned Dominos that wind throughout the house and take hours to set up.
Written for people who care about fast metabolisms
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood
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