Marketing Person: My friend has a Mitas touch. Everything he does turns into gold.
Designer: Really?
Marketing Person: Ya, he just throws $30,000 at it and it is successful.
Designer: So what's he doing this time?
Marketing Person: From our brief conversation he had this idea start a port-a-john business.
Programmer: I heard you can make a shit-load of money in that business.
Written for people who know how to get shit done.
©2010 Jason Wood
Showing posts with label Marketing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marketing. Show all posts
Friday, March 26, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Toilet Paper Advertising
WIFE: Wow! Gimp illustrator on Linux even has toilet paper as a print size.
HUSBAND: What do you mean?
WIFE: There is US standard, legal, floppy disk and toilet paper.
HUSBAND: Ha! Someone had a sense of humor.
WIFE: What if someone printed a 1000 rolls of toilet paper with their company information for next week's convention? People would think about their company for at least a week!
HUSBAND: That depend on how shitty of a week they had!
© 2010 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For creative marketers
HUSBAND: What do you mean?
WIFE: There is US standard, legal, floppy disk and toilet paper.
HUSBAND: Ha! Someone had a sense of humor.
WIFE: What if someone printed a 1000 rolls of toilet paper with their company information for next week's convention? People would think about their company for at least a week!
HUSBAND: That depend on how shitty of a week they had!
© 2010 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For creative marketers
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
What Could You Accomplish
With a 25 Minute Marketing Rehab Session?
Coaching Session 1-on-1 with Ruth Anne Wood.
In this powerful session you will leave with:
* Written positive outcomes for your marketing makeover
* A new awareness of what is causing many of the challenges in your relationship with online site visitors and the media (they may not be what you think!)
* A renewed sense of energy about turning your media message around
* A "next-step" action plan for moving your marketing into the next phase of being viewed as the expert or goto company with your industry tips and advice.
“The facebook application marketing tip alone was amazing"
-Marium Anvarali www.hershyweinbergsales.com
Call 215-872-5035 or contact ruth@scriptingforsuccess.com
CREDENTIALS: Ruth Anne Wood is an author, playwright, publisher, product developer, and goal-setting and achievement renegade. In addition to helping clients with their marketing message, Ruth enjoys motivating others with the healing and inspirational power of comedy. Ruth has co-authored the book YOU CAN’T GET IT ‘CAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY GOT IT with a world-class blind figure skater.
Marketing Rehab for Enlightened Marketers
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
In this powerful session you will leave with:
* Written positive outcomes for your marketing makeover
* A new awareness of what is causing many of the challenges in your relationship with online site visitors and the media (they may not be what you think!)
* A renewed sense of energy about turning your media message around
* A "next-step" action plan for moving your marketing into the next phase of being viewed as the expert or goto company with your industry tips and advice.
“The facebook application marketing tip alone was amazing"
-Marium Anvarali www.hershyweinbergsales.com
Call 215-872-5035 or contact ruth@scriptingforsuccess.com
CREDENTIALS: Ruth Anne Wood is an author, playwright, publisher, product developer, and goal-setting and achievement renegade. In addition to helping clients with their marketing message, Ruth enjoys motivating others with the healing and inspirational power of comedy. Ruth has co-authored the book YOU CAN’T GET IT ‘CAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY GOT IT with a world-class blind figure skater.
Marketing Rehab for Enlightened Marketers
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
Friday, January 2, 2009
Remeber The Original Budweiser Frogs Commercial?
How effective is marketing with "enlightened comedy"?
Everyone, even me who hasn't owned a TV in about two years remembers the 1995 Super Bowl Budweiser Frog Commercial? Why, because it's "Enlightened Comedy" at its best! It's just three frogs below a sign saying the product name. I'm sure my Sesame Street generation (1975) and Two Headed Monster Fans loves it the best.
What's the best advertising money can buy? Enlightened Comedy? People can read your sales pitch for so long, week after week and still not get your message or really care. People can read long ezines with helpful tips and skim here and there. I'm guilty of that even with my friends.
Let's see if my theory works
Email me at ruth@ruthannewood.com with a link to your site and your name, company name and phone number and I'll create an "Enlightened Comedy" post about your products and services that gets emailed to everyone I know.
You have full rights to use the Enlighten Comedy with your "enlightened" message to make everyone on your list laugh and pass on the "Enlightened Comedy" promoting your
business. For a limited time this service is F.R.E.E. Also I may even add it to my permanent wall of Enlightened Comedy which is cool because over 7,000,000 people searched google for jokes last month! Too bad they did see yours yet!
Need Enlightened Comedy and Jokes? Read my blog for inspired ideas!!
http://write-funny-jokes-for-comedians.blogspot.com/
Written for Enlightened Marketers
Ruth Anne Wood ©
Everyone, even me who hasn't owned a TV in about two years remembers the 1995 Super Bowl Budweiser Frog Commercial? Why, because it's "Enlightened Comedy" at its best! It's just three frogs below a sign saying the product name. I'm sure my Sesame Street generation (1975) and Two Headed Monster Fans loves it the best.
What's the best advertising money can buy? Enlightened Comedy? People can read your sales pitch for so long, week after week and still not get your message or really care. People can read long ezines with helpful tips and skim here and there. I'm guilty of that even with my friends.
Let's see if my theory works
Email me at ruth@ruthannewood.com with a link to your site and your name, company name and phone number and I'll create an "Enlightened Comedy" post about your products and services that gets emailed to everyone I know.
You have full rights to use the Enlighten Comedy with your "enlightened" message to make everyone on your list laugh and pass on the "Enlightened Comedy" promoting your
business. For a limited time this service is F.R.E.E. Also I may even add it to my permanent wall of Enlightened Comedy which is cool because over 7,000,000 people searched google for jokes last month! Too bad they did see yours yet!
Need Enlightened Comedy and Jokes? Read my blog for inspired ideas!!
http://write-funny-jokes-for-comedians.blogspot.com/
Written for Enlightened Marketers
Ruth Anne Wood ©
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
