Thursday, April 14, 2011

Got Math?

"Apparently 4 out 3 people have problems with fractions!"

Written for people who can laugh at their limited math skills
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Marble Works Vs Dominos

HUSBAND: You went number two that fast? We just ate!

WIFE: It's true, I have a much faster metabolism.

HUSBAND: So true

WIFE: Think of it this way. My metabolism is Marble Works. You take the plastic pieces and quickly assemble them. Then you drop the marble in the top and it's down at the bottom in seconds. However your GI is elaborately positioned Dominos that wind throughout the house and take hours to set up.

Written for people who care about fast metabolisms
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood

Monday, March 28, 2011

Gourmet Getaway

Gourmet Getaway... the one place where a foodie can go on her birthday and have "one of everything please!!"

Written for people who love to eat out
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood