"Apparently 4 out 3 people have problems with fractions!"
Written for people who can laugh at their limited math skills
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Marble Works Vs Dominos
HUSBAND: You went number two that fast? We just ate!
WIFE: It's true, I have a much faster metabolism.
HUSBAND: So true
WIFE: Think of it this way. My metabolism is Marble Works. You take the plastic pieces and quickly assemble them. Then you drop the marble in the top and it's down at the bottom in seconds. However your GI is elaborately positioned Dominos that wind throughout the house and take hours to set up.
Written for people who care about fast metabolisms
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood
WIFE: It's true, I have a much faster metabolism.
HUSBAND: So true
WIFE: Think of it this way. My metabolism is Marble Works. You take the plastic pieces and quickly assemble them. Then you drop the marble in the top and it's down at the bottom in seconds. However your GI is elaborately positioned Dominos that wind throughout the house and take hours to set up.
Written for people who care about fast metabolisms
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood
Monday, March 28, 2011
Gourmet Getaway
Gourmet Getaway... the one place where a foodie can go on her birthday and have "one of everything please!!"
Written for people who love to eat out
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood
Written for people who love to eat out
©2011 Ruth Anne Wood
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Gary Vaynerchuk and Conan O'Brian Crush It
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Dirty Business
Marketing Person: My friend has a Mitas touch. Everything he does turns into gold.
Designer: Really?
Marketing Person: Ya, he just throws $30,000 at it and it is successful.
Designer: So what's he doing this time?
Marketing Person: From our brief conversation he had this idea start a port-a-john business.
Programmer: I heard you can make a shit-load of money in that business.
Written for people who know how to get shit done.
©2010 Jason Wood
Designer: Really?
Marketing Person: Ya, he just throws $30,000 at it and it is successful.
Designer: So what's he doing this time?
Marketing Person: From our brief conversation he had this idea start a port-a-john business.
Programmer: I heard you can make a shit-load of money in that business.
Written for people who know how to get shit done.
©2010 Jason Wood
Thursday, March 18, 2010
How To Be Funny
Staney has a way to break down the elements of humor and does a good job how to use it to be funny. It's my favorite science class to date. :-) I don't like his strategy he uses to make other annoying people into an idiot using humor but that's just me. And my husband doesn't like it when I unconsciously use one of the How to Be Funny techniques to flirt with the opposite sex. I guess I don't blame him. Anyway Stanley offers a nice money back guarantee and it's a fun read. I actually got more excited with each new technique.
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