Do You Support Ciggargation?

(CHAPELLE and KIM walk through a bar to a restaurant.)

KIM: I want to sit in the non- smoking section for dinner.

CHAPELLE: Hey, when did they put up these walls?

KIM: It’s the new state law. They want to keep the non-smokers who are eating happy.

CHAPELLE: We’ll you know what I think this is, segregation all over again!

KIM: It’s not so bad, the smokers choose to self segregate when they want a cigarette.

CHAPELLE: (Smugly) Just light a cigarette and your lungs get to be BLACK when ever you want.

KIM: Hey, what’s that that song the “Ciggers” are playing on the juke box?

CHAPELLE: Come on, let go check it out.

(CHAPELLE and KIM walk back to the bar and CHAPELLE lights a lady's cigarette with the lit one in his mouth.)

(We see Jim Crow with a Camel logo on the screen.)

...

CHAPELLE: I’m a Cigger, but now I'm giving it up to the Blaine Greenfield Smoking Strike.


Written by Ruth Anne Wood © 2008-2009 Scripting for Success

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