(CHAPELLE and KIM walk through a bar to a restaurant.)
KIM: I want to sit in the non- smoking section for dinner.
CHAPELLE: Hey, when did they put up these walls?
KIM: It’s the new state law. They want to keep the non-smokers who are eating happy.
CHAPELLE: We’ll you know what I think this is, segregation all over again!
KIM: It’s not so bad, the smokers choose to self segregate when they want a cigarette.
CHAPELLE: (Smugly) Just light a cigarette and your lungs get to be BLACK when ever you want.
KIM: Hey, what’s that that song the “Ciggers” are playing on the juke box?
CHAPELLE: Come on, let go check it out.
(CHAPELLE and KIM walk back to the bar and CHAPELLE lights a lady's cigarette with the lit one in his mouth.)
(We see Jim Crow with a Camel logo on the screen.)
...
CHAPELLE: I’m a Cigger, but now I'm giving it up to the Blaine Greenfield Smoking Strike.
Written by Ruth Anne Wood © 2008-2009 Scripting for Success
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Monday, March 16, 2009
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