WIFE: Who?
HUSBAND: From the waste management company. Pete's the driver and Ben is the helper.
WIFE: Hey maybe they would like one of our zany, original holiday cards.
HUSBAND: I think they want something in that card.
WIFE: We can tape it to the trash lid.
HUSBAND: Why don't we save them time and put it directly in the trash.
WIFE: They ought to be happy they are two out of the 250 who will be receiving one of our holiday post cards.
HUSBAND: Yes, out of the six billion and change that didn't receive anything from us, they did!
Written for XM Comedy
Ruth Anne Wood ©
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