HUSBAND: Oh it’s raining outside!
WIFE: Really?
HUSBAND: And all the leaves are being blown off the trees!
WIFE: It’s too dark to see.
HUSBAND: That doesn’t matter. I'm watching Gmail weather?
I wondered why Google wanted my zip code when I choose my email program. See it’s raining in the corner of my screen.
WIFE: It’s Google’s plot that we never go outside.
HUSBAND: Or never need to.
Written for XM Comedy
Ruth Anne Wood ©
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