Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Young Hot and Sexy Charitible Giving
I clicked on the thumbs down button and got a polite message that said, "We're sorry about that. You will never have to hear that song again."
Wow! Thanks I thought. What if more companies were as user friendly and considerate of my personal preference. What if there was a phone app on your land line that you could click during a charity solicitation call. "We're the Young and Sexy Fire Fighers. Make America Bootyful fund. Our Credit may suck but our buns are hot!" You immediately go to their website and see these fire fighters look good in their new uniforms. You click the thumbs up and soon you are getting calls from Young, Hot and Sexy Police Officers, Young Hot and Sexy Nurses.
"Give to the Young Hot and Sexy Programmers fund" my husband says coding across the room as he suductively lifts his pant leg above his ankle.
Can't answer any calls right now. Got to go!
Who gets a thumbs up on your calls wanted list?
For people who also want a phone app to screen solicitations :-)
Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Monday, December 14, 2009
Elevator Speech
As we were getting on the elevator, he looked at his watch and reminded me, "You know, this building only has three floors."
"We'll in that cases," I said jokingly, "let's take the stairs and I can let you know about my business at your own pace."
We get to the staircase and he starts to sprint out of sight!
Do you have your 30 second elevator speech ready to go?
Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Turkey Chuckle
Gee, I don't know George.
Because they charge you for roaming!
Happy Thanksgiving!
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
Written for people who enjoy free range Turkey
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Meteor Shower On Facebook
-216,575 Maybe Attending
-589,948 who had not replied
and
-303,134 Not Attending
This bothered Jason since they were on the same planet, so he thought.
If they were attending where would they be instead?
New Parents
NEW FATHER: Awe, that's the sweetest...
NEW MOTHER: You change it!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Holiday Giving for HORO Reporters
HUSBAND: How's that?
WIFE: The Philadelphia Inquirer wants stories on "The Joys (and Dangers) of Re-gifting
HUSBAND: You know what you've gotta to do?
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: It's fair game to send them a republished article
WIFE: Ugg, lol!
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For Media Types Who Live Getting Paid to Regift Great Content
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Long Stemmed White Roses
Lunch ended and we hugged and parted. I was feeling so much better. Yet, I still had a dozen long stemmed white roses in my hands. Instead of going to my car on this sunny day, I walked to the local market and handed my friend at the register a gift. "I'm celebrating women's beauty. Have a flower", the words spontaneously formed in my mouth. Not bad for someone feeling ugly and depressed hours earlier. Then I was crossing the street and saw a lovely lady in her Sunday best. "Here, I'm celebrating women's beauty," the powerful words poured from my lips again. "Have a rose." She smiled and received it. This was so much fun.
Next I went to a friend's house who I knew was having a challenging time and dropped off some flowers at her doorstep with an up beat note about celebrating beautiful women. This was becoming an adventure, a mission really. I had more girl friends up town and I enthusiastically went to my favorite shop that had massage, meditation, and sold pretty things including musical instruments, stones and jewellery. They even offered therapeutic massage. To my surprise the shop was closed and there were no ladies in sight. I had interrupted a men's support group, oops! I recognized a couple of the men as friends in my town. Boldly and impishly I said "I'm celebrating women's beauty today have a rose." Each man graciously received their gift and leaned over and gave me a loving hug. Wow, I thought this flower power really works!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Comic Relief - Job Postings
Thanks Craigslist!
"Rock Your World for Jesus
We are developing a top-notch team of musicians, graphic and other artists, sound and media techs, writers, and administrative personnel to bring together the generations in a Christ-centered, cutting edge, culturally relevant experience like none other. We may be able to pay some, but not all participants. The benefits are literally out of this world! You will find no other experience like it in the Philadelphia region. Be a history maker in an adventure that will take you beyond success to significance. Call 610-676-0422. Talk to either Ed or Liam. http://www.getvictory.net/"
Or
"Female Performer Needed
Female performer needed to wear a costume and greet people. NO NUDITY!! Pleasant and outgoing personality a must. View our website to learn more: www.bucksmusic.com
For more info, DO NOT EMAIL!! CALL KARL AT 215-345-0616"
After reading "NO PAY" submit articles to build up your resume or no pay for models and actors, you get to keep our [crappy] DVD it smacks of a Christmas Wish List for adults.
So folks if you're interested in these posts give them a call.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Laughter Resources
The Laugh Academy
World Laughter Tour
Humor & Health Association of WNY
Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor
The Humor Project
Grief, Inc. - products and information about grief
Gilda's Club - support community for anyone touched by cancer
The Humor Project
Caring Bridge - Free, personalized websites for anyone facing critical illness
Laughter Resources
www.worldlaughtertour.com
Humor & Health Association of WNY
www.hahawny.org
Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor
www.aath.org
The Humor Project
www.humorproject.com
Grief, Inc. - products and information about grief
www.griefinc.com
Life Transitions Center - Buffalo area bereavement counseling center
www.hospicebuffalo.com/content/pages/ltchomepage.php
Gilda's Club - support community for anyone touched by cancer
www.gildasclub.org
Caring Bridge - Free, personalized websites for anyone facing critical illness
www.caringbridge.org
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Quotes to Ponder
"If your body spent time where your mind was would you be here?" -Inyah Dreams (My teenage pen name)
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
What Are The 11 Steps to Publishing Your Book?
Thanks Cass Forkin of Twilight Wish and Ruth Anne Wood from Thriving Artist Press for giving an overview of the 11 steps to Publishing and Marketing a book.
Publishing My Book from Ruth Anne Wood on Vimeo.
Friday, July 24, 2009
My Neighbor The Seg Juggler
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
A Future David Letterman Interview...
Top 10 Reasons Its A Bad Idea For Your Parents To Suddenly Discover The Fountain Of Youth.
10. They’d have more graphic public displays of affection.
9. Case closed; they’d use up social security before baby boomers get a crack at it.
8. They’d make knickers fashionable again.
7. Dick Clark’s reign would last forever.
6. Greater over population with the greatest Generation.
5. We have enough stupid YOUNG people already.
4. Nursing homes would suddenly be affordable because the waiting list to get in would rapidly drop.
3. There would be even more seniors getting sexually transmitted diseases from unprotected sex.
2. The radio stations would flip flop and the oldies would top the charts.
1. And the number one reason it’s a bad idea for your parents to suddenly discover the fountain of youth is
you might accidentally think a kid cut you off and flash a senior the bird for forgetting to use her turn signal!
SCENE ONE
DAVID LETTERMAN
(Performs the joke Ruth wrote for him.)
I misplaced my driver’s license when were on vacation in the Islands and my wife could tell I really missed being behind the wheel.
PAUL
How so?
DAVID LETTERMAN
By the second day of anxiously sitting in the passenger seat making “eeeerrrr” screeching tire noises and “tick-tick tick” left hand blinking gestures as we drove through the back winding streets of the wee village, I was really starting to get on her last nerve. I knew I had to do something to ease the tension fast!
PAUL
So what did you do?
DAVID LETTERMAN
I reached in the back seat and grabbed this.
(DAVID pulls out a plastic toy steering wheel and honks the squeaky red horn.)
(Beat.)
PAUL
Nice, does that prevent road rage?
DAVID LETTERMAN
(DAVID, smiles.)
Inspired by my initiative, the wife borrowed something else from our kid to shut me up.
(Show a picture of Maggie Simpson split screen with David teething on a pacifier with a nice drum beat for the punch line.)
SCENE TWO
DAVID LETTERMAN
My next guest is a very cleaver lady who writes comedy inspired by comedians who appear in such shows as Late Night, SNL, The Cobert Report, The Daily Show and Comedy Central.
She also combines her comedy writing with goal achievement training by teaching clients how to write humorous fairy tales, headlines and scripts to get the entertaining life results you want. These comical stories help CEOs boost company moral and productivity. Her friends affectionately call her RAW. Please welcome with me the lovely, Ms. Ruth Anne Wood!
...
Let me get this straight. The bit you wrote for me right before you came on was written a couple of years ago, before you even started working in the entertainment biz?
RUTH
That’s correct. I have a file on my computer where I’d write funny things my husband and I hear, do or say. Later I go back and tweak them so they read in the voice of a comedian I think best portrays the mood of the joke or story at the time.
DAVID LETTERMAN
So you say I’m having a crappy day with my spouse. I’m going to jot this down and some how make it into a comedy?
RUTH
Hey, instead of arguing you just saved months of therapy!
DAVID LETTERMAN
What if my wife reads the jokes I write about her and it may extend our time in marriage counseling?
RUTH
I’m thinking your wife had an idea what was fair game when she signed on with you…
Atleast, one would hope.
DAVID LETTERMAN
But seriously, we’ll have to get Chris Rock, Ellen, Dennis Miller and Rosie, just to name a few to read some of your jokes in your journal.
RUTH
That would be peachy keen!
DAVID LETTERMAN
Peachy keen! So it acts as a kind of therapy, to remove yourself from the stressful situations of your day and write from another person’s perspective.
RUTH
Absolutely, if you can’t laugh at the comedy of your own life, who can?
DAVID LETTERMAN
Actually lots of people, my dear. That’s what pays my salary.
RUTH
“True that!” as my brother, Paul would say.
DAVID LETTERMAN
Now that’s your brother Paul Dilly over there playing stand up bass.
(Camera pans over to the band and Paul plucking on the bass.)
RUTH
Absolutely, My brother is the musical composer for Five Rites movie. It’s been a dream come true since he started getting good in high school.
DAVID LETTERMAN
Not bad having your brother Paul write the score to your first Academy Award winning movie.
RUTH
Absolutely.
DAVID LETTERMAN
That dream is well on its way. You have a movie coming out in 2010 that has particular appeal to my generation, the BABY BOOMERS. It’s called, “Five Rites”. What do you call it, a kind of sci fi, Matrix meets the “Bucket List” with a little, “Cocoon”, “Fried Green Tomatoes” and “Field of Dreams” thrown in?
RUTH
Whew, Dave that’s a mouth full! Sure there’s all those influences. “Five Rites” asks the question, “What would you do in the body of healthy, sexy thirty year old with the life experience of someone in your eighties and nineties?
DAVID LETTERMAN
You asked your grand mother that question and what did she say?
RUTH
First she said she’d have a better relationship with my grand dad. I told her sorry grad dad is dead. Would she leave the retirement community?
DAVID LETTERMAN
She surprised you with a “hell no!”
RUTH
There’s something to be said for liking where you live.
DAVID LETTERMAN
Why do you suppose she was thinking about having a better relationship with her late husband gone since 1995?
RUTH
She had just read You Can’t Get It ‘Cause You’ve Already Got It!
DAVID LETTERMAN
That’s the book you and your friend Stash Serafin wrote. Stash’s is blind you know.
(Dave points to the clip of Stash skating on the ice.)
RUTH
Yes, people don’t realize that when he’s out on the ice doing his watze jumps and his younger days back in the 70’s his splits.
DAVID LETTERMAN
The lovely Dorthy Hamill On page 123 of _A Skating Life: My Story_ Dorthy says, “I was moved to tears by Stash's courageous performance.”
RUTH
I believe Stash’s performance in the 70’s inspired Dorthy to work with the physically challenged. You never know who you are going to influence.
DAVID LETTERMAN
In my case, negative or positive ways.
RUTH
Indeed. Yes, we hope our story inspires others to go for what you really want in life by allowing your impossible dreams to be possible so that you can turn your own adversities into adventures!
DAVID LETTERMAN
Back to the question you asked your grand mother, “What would you do now if you woke up with a healthy mind and body of a thirty year old with your eight decades of life experience? We have a clip of people on the street answering that very same question.
PLAY CLIP OF PEOPLE ANSWERING THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH QUESTION.
DAVID LETTERMAN
Your movie “Five Rites” addresses the disturbing proposition of what would happen if our parents outlived us and what society deems more healthy and sexy than the younger generation. This leaves me to wonder the state of health care in nursing homes, would we have to send these young looking seniors back into the work force to replenish social security?
RUTH
We might have to do that even if the aging isn’t reversed.
DAVID LETTERMAN
I love one of the scenes where the fountain of youth seniors are now caring for my generation and instead of playing the fifty state songs, they are playing “Stairway to Heaven” “I got a ticket to Ryde” and “Eric Clapton” while seniors are banging on the drums and playing various rock and roll with the basket of instruments. It suddenly dawns on me we’ve flashed forward to my generation. Five Rites is really an entertaining, thought provoking story about people that go to great lengths to stop from growing old. These five rites yoga fanatics get a second chance in life to live their hearts’ desires.
(DAVID pats his head)
DAVID LETTERMAN
Would the Five Rites give me back my hair?
RUTH
I don’t know. When did you start loosing it?
DAVID LETTERMAN
Ok, on to the next topic. So how many rites or yoga postures and practices are there?
RUTH
There are five yoga postures that work to maximum effectiveness when you do them 21 times each upon waking and the same amount just before bed.
DAVID LETTERMAN
O.K. it’s not enough to just do these five there’s also the six rite which includes a special diet of eating foods separately. Fruits are eaten by themselves, meats are eaten separately from starches, the theory being the body is greatly stressed from digesting a combination of foods.
If I knew this exercise really made a difference I would probably do them but the sixth rite of celibacy is a bit more than this yogi can handle!
I’m here with my guest Ruth Anne Wood, award winning playwright of FIVE RITES about
an eighty year old woman who is taught how to reverse the aging process doing a particular kind of yoga everyday. Everyone should see the movie at least twice, the first time for laughs and the second time to take lots of notes.
Mock Interview (c) November 2008
Ruth Anne Wood, Scripting for Success.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Another Comical Website
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.
There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."
To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
Posted from Sunny Is Funny
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Publishing Dreams out of the Drawer
Monday, June 29, 2009
Poetry Judges Get Your Stamp of Approval Ready
Poem #3
Connections II
Nourished, I am
As I taste the richness in life.
Open arms, rejoicing
I thrive on comical insights and inspired prayers
Here, I offer you my soul’s deep knowing.
We both have roots and fire in our words.
We are infinite.
Connected in this sacred moment;
Made simple in this moment.
Divine timing blesses our song.
I hear your dreams that make up the cosmos…
I hear your dreams sister and brother
I am you.
6/26/09 Lyrics to a new song I'm co-writing
Poem #2
Princess
Listen
To the beauty
In your name.
Does It remind you
Who you are?
Is there something
Simple
Buried beneath the surface
Giving us meaning
To the feelings
Riddled inside you
Or is there nothing more
To the word
Whispered
Princess
© 3-2-90 Ruth Dilley
Poem #1
Connections
Starving, I may
But I have tasted the richness in life.
Standing here with open arms, begging,
I live off the dreams you’ve wasted.
Here, I offer you my soul’s philosophy.
We both have roots and fire in our words.
I feel you up here, down here with me;
Trying to unriddle our differences; Paradoxed in time,
Only too slowly on unsynchronized waves.
I hear your dreams ready to explode to the cosmos.
I hear your dreams brother.
I hear you.
© 1991 Ruth Dilley
Sunday, June 28, 2009
World-Class Blind Figure Skater Skates to MJ
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
What are the 11 steps to get your book published and selling?
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Meteorite Fantasies
Thursday, June 11, 2009
What does Disney know about Enlightened Comedy?
Whether you're wracking your brain trying to solve a business issue or deciding how to expand the company, there's a simple, time-tested concept that can help your business achieve its full potential. It's called Imagineering®.
Walt Disney trademarked the term in 1967 after he assembled a team of creative and technical wizards to turn his vision for a theme park into a real place. Disney's employees are known as Imagineers, and their job is to envision the most amazing dreams possible and then find ways to execute them through science and technology.
However, anyone can use the Imagineering process and apply it to her own business goals. It's a powerful yet practical way to dream up new ideas and carry them out.
Read on to discover how you can use Imagineering to bring your business dreams to life. You might be tempted to merge these steps into one, but in Imagineering, it's important to take things one step at a time. Otherwise, you might shoot down your dream before you have the chance to make it happen.
Step #1: Dream Big!
Once you get into the Imagineer mindset, ideas will come to you anywhere: while you're shopping, meeting a friend for lunch, or running on the treadmill. But Imagineers recommend that you actually set aside some quiet time specifically for brainstorming. Do whatever you need to feel creative, whether that means listening to music, lying down, or lighting some candles. Take a few deep breaths and empty your mind, then start to daydream and see where it takes you. If you need help getting started, then ask yourself: What would I achieve in an ideal world? And what might get me there? You could also doodle on a sheet of paper. Whatever you do, let the ideas come to you and don't get caught up on logistics.
Step #2: Give Yourself a Reality Check.
After your mind has been whirring with an array of big dreams for your business, the last thing you want to do is leave all those ideas locked inside your mind. Bring them into the open by having a reality check. You can do this yourself or ask a trusted colleague to help (just make sure it's someone who believes in your vision so they don't dismiss them too quickly). Once your dreams undergo a little scrutiny, it's time to organize an action plan and implement your dream.
Step #3: Be Your Own Critic.
Next you need to test your action plan and put it through its paces. Be on the lookout for any potential problem and ask yourself What are the consequences if something goes wrong? Am I missing anything? Then be ready to act accordingly to make adjustments.
Once you've performed steps 1-3, think about ways to enhance your product or solution. Walt Disney was never happy with "good enough," and his pursuit of excellence has worked extremely well for his company. Whatever the size and scope of your business, Imagineering has the potential to benefit every aspect.
© 2009 Ali International, LLC
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Steve Martin's Oscar Winning Short
Your Source for Enlightened Comedy
© 2009 Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
Monday, June 1, 2009
Got Monday Morning Cartoons?
Gina Rubel- How to Create Effective PR
Read: How to Create an Effective PR Program - Furia Rubel Whitepaper
And then read mine for setting and achieving your goals
Enlightened Media for Consistent Marketers
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ode to BEA
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
A Bloody Good Skit
JERRY: Yea, I would have been waiting for a couple hours.
JOAN: That’s rough.
JERRY: Yea, they seemed pretty disorganized.
JOAN: How so?
JERRY: Well the phlebotomists-
JOAN: The who?
JERRY: The people who take your blood also do the tests and manage the schedule.
JOAN: I noticed you wrote your name on the sheet like everyone else.
JERRY: It’s funny, if you had a scheduled appointment you have to write that on the same sign in sheet as the first come first serve people who wait for over an hour in the lobby.
JOAN: Wow, so it’s kind of the honor system?
JERRY: That’s right. What they really need is a receptionist, because the phlebotomists are doing everything.
JOAN: Can you imagine Count Dracula having a receptionist?
JERRY: Oh sure. It’s 11:59, Miss Flemington. The Count will see you now.
JOAN: The lights suddenly flicker and the “patient” is escorted by candle light down a dark corridor.
JERRY: After the 'test' the count says,
THE COUNT: “Miss Flemmington” you need to lay off those mocha frappachinos. Your blood is unusually thick today.
MISS FLEMMINGTON: Thanks Count.
JERRY: It could be an all night buffet for the Count as he stands there with his clipboard and medical dictionary.
JOAN: And providing a much needed service for doctors and patients in the community.
Enlightened Jokes for Waiting Rooms
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
Monday, May 25, 2009
Memorial Day Humor
Call 215-872-5035 or contact ruth@scriptingforsuccess.com
CREDENTIALS: Ruth Anne Wood is an author, playwright, publisher, product developer, and goal-setting and achievement renegade. In addition to helping clients with their marketing message, Ruth enjoys motivating others with the healing and inspirational power of comedy. Ruth has co-authored the book YOU CAN’T GET IT ‘CAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY GOT IT with a world-class blind figure skater.
Marketing Rehab for Enlightened Marketers
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
Friday, May 22, 2009
Actual Facebook Wall
"feels like she can't do or say anything right lately."
Enlightened Comic: (touched by the anti-coaching bug)
"Your assignment if you choose to accept: Go out of your way to do everything "wrong" or opposite of what you want. Notice what your new adventure is... if you live that long and report results after three days or when you abort experiment. Oh and choosing what what is fun for you over what you guess would make others happy is the BONUS round. :-)" -Dime advice dispensed at 1:50am Friday... But if it works it will become a whole new form of coaching...maybe a religious movement like... L. Ron Hubbard
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Importance of Original Knowledge
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
Source Unknown
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Ah the power of entrepreneurs
What Could You Accomplish
With a 25 Minute Marketing Rehab Session?
In this powerful session you will leave with:
* Written positive outcomes for your marketing makeover
* A new awareness of what is causing many of the challenges in your relationship with online site visitors and the media (they may not be what you think!)
* A renewed sense of energy about turning your media message around
* A "next-step" action plan for moving your marketing into the next phase of being viewed as the expert or goto company with your industry tips and advice.
“The facebook application marketing tip alone was amazing"
-Marium Anvarali www.hershyweinbergsales.com
Call 215-872-5035 or contact ruth@scriptingforsuccess.com
CREDENTIALS: Ruth Anne Wood is an author, playwright, publisher, product developer, and goal-setting and achievement renegade. In addition to helping clients with their marketing message, Ruth enjoys motivating others with the healing and inspirational power of comedy. Ruth has co-authored the book YOU CAN’T GET IT ‘CAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY GOT IT with a world-class blind figure skater.
Marketing Rehab for Enlightened Marketers
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Switching Media Message Made All The Difference
We changed the focus from "inspirational" blind man who is a world-class figure skater to- "comedy" coaches and "funny" story tellers.
We could still promote _You Can't Get It 'Cause You've Already Got It!_ yet now it was through the lens of "funny", "jokes" and "enlightened comedy" from the perspective of a visionary writer and blind man/ world-class figure skater with a vision.
We switched from "look at us we're inspirational" to "let us help you use comedy and funny stories in your shows to reduce stress and generate more laughter for your audience". Suddenly we stopped getting calls from PR companies that wanted to sell us something. Thanks to the Media Makeover Using Comedy Success System TM, we now have the media wanting to spotlight our unique message because they know through our marketing material we could help their audience during what some media is calling "economically stressful times".
How would like to learn more about becoming one of our elite clients that follows the comedy success blue print that specifically tracks the type of media response our company and clients purposely planned on getting? We are only taking on 5 more new clients this quarter to walk them through the mindset and marketing materials that uses comedy and humor to get specifically orchestrated and measurable response from the media using comedy and humor as our focus.
Get a FREE comprehensive 25 minute "Comedy Connection Media Rehab"
Coaching Session 1-on-1 with Ruth Anne Wood.
In this powerful session you will leave with:
* Written positive outcomes for your marketing makeover
* A new awareness of what is causing many of the challenges in your relationship with online site visitors and the media (they may not be what you think!)
* A renewed sense of energy about turning your media message around
* A "next-step" action plan for moving your marketing into the next phase of being viewed as the expert or goto company with your industry tips and advice.
“Thanks Ruth for helping me to clarify in such a positive way exactly what I want in my life.” (14 days later) There is so much abundance. I really feel in sync with the Universe. The Universe and I are flowing together. My needs and intentions are being met in the most unpredictable and fascinating ways! Love and blessings, Dan” -Dan Harvey, PhD, College Professor
"Ruth is a gifted individual who skillfully empowers me to live a life of fulfillment and joy. Ruth’s incisive insight and clear and direct feedback allows me to develop clarity and the poise of mind necessary to manifest a higher kind of life." -Diane B. Levitt, Writer, Mentor
Media Makeover Using Comedy Success System TM
is created by Ruth Anne Wood and is a one day marketing makeover session that includes an online review of your updated marketing website (if you qualify) through our a FREE 25 minute "Comedy Connection Media Rehab". You will also get comedy focused media pitch materials and one free month of advertising in the monthly media magazine where our elite clients and EnlightenedJokes.com gets some of our best media attention". Media Makeover Using Comedy Success System TM It's normally $4975, but as a gesture of goodwill to our audience, Ruth is making it available for $500 off for the then next 5 people only! She only has 5 spaces awarded for this special this quarter and once they are gone, they're gone!! Call Ruth 215-872-5035 to schedule your "Comedy Connection Media Rehab" to determine if you qualify for the Media Makeover Using Comedy Success System TM
Blessings,
Ruth
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Comedy Coach for Enlightened Marketers
© Scripting for Success, Ruth Anne Wood
CREDENTIALS: Ruth Anne Wood is the director of the publishing company Thriving Artist Press and o f Scripting for Success, a goal setting and achievement company that helps new and seasoned authors create group/ co-authored products such as books, plays, seminars and movies in ten weeks or less including her Live Your Peace movie that attracted the investment and endorsement of an Emmy award winning film maker, two time Oprah guest, national charity and over a dozen investors in two weeks or the 11 show Philly Fringe Festival comedy called "The Table", a comedy about massage. Ruth is an author, playwright, publisher, product developer, and goal-setting and achievement renegade. Ruth is available for signature talks nationwide. Topics include: Group Collaboration: How do attract instant credibility and media attenion for your Big Mission projects? www.ScriptingForSuccess.com
PA, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone
CONTACT: Ruth Anne Wood, (215) 872-5035 (PA); ruth@scriptingforsuccess.com; www.EnlightenedJokes.com;
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Remember Your Mamma
CHRIS: Yes, but I think I was on the phone when you called.
LORI: O.K. good!
CHRIS: Why?
LORI: I just wanted to make sure it works before Sunday.
CHRIS: Sunday? Sunday! Right Mothers day!
LORI: You spaced out didn’t you?
CHRIS: Don’t sweat it. There’s always Mothers day flowers
LORI: BINGO! Flowers it is.
CHRIS: And I even have a jingle poem to go with them.
LORI: Really? Let’s hear it.
CHRIS: Here it goes...
Mothers day flowers
Opens the heart of
That special lady
Every time she looks across the
Room at your
Sweet love offerings
Daffodils
And
Yellow sunflowers… Ahh
Feelings
Lovelier than words
Only Mothers day flowers
Will do.
Enjoy the
Rush of hugs and kisses that
Seal the precious memories and conversations with Mom
Visit http://www.1800flowers.com/
to fulfill the promise of the
Mothers day flowers poem
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
We're in Brownwood, Texas at least our Voices
Any one else heard of Demetri?
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood & Stash Serafin
For People Who Enjoy Laughing At Yourself Laughing at Others
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Science Recap through Enlightened Jokes
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For lovers of science and comedy
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Erskin Overnight Radio show
Stash Serafin and I had so much fun talking about Enlightened Comedy with Erskin Overnight Radio show. Listen to the broadcast here.
We taked about:
-blind figure skating
-finding a ideal mate
-"inappropriate" leader dogs
-how to turn adversities into adventures
-how enlightened jokes can heal and transform challenges
-what makes an Enlightened Joke
-the power using positive emotions to ask for what you want
-how to use comedy to get what you want
-how you may already have what you want
Check out more about You Can't Get It 'Cause You've Already Got It! and watch Stash skate, despite being blind since birth!
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood & Stash Serafin
For People Who Find the Best Comedy Is Laughing At Yourself
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Ode to Mother's Day Flowers
Opens the heart of
That special lady
Every time she looks across the
Room at your
Sweet love offerings
Daffodils
And
Yellow sunflowers… Ahh
Feelings
Lovelier than words
Only Mother’s day flowers
Will do.
Enjoy the
Rush of hugs and kisses that
Seal the precious memories and conversations with Mom
Visit http://www.1800flowers.com/
to fulfill the promise of the
Mother’s day flowers poem
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Study Susan Boyle and Learn from her Journey
"What if you could use Susan Boyle
as a studied role model and lean the
six step process to Set and
Achieve your seemingly "impossible"
Dreams in a little time as a 30 minute
interview that you can easily learn
from and apply yourself. . . and do it
right from the comfort of your own home?"
You can learn all about it here.
And it's freeeee.
Go see --
http://scriptingforsuccess.com/Britains-Got-Talent-2009-Susan-Boyle.htm
Go look at the site.
You'll love what you see there.
Love,
Ruth
PS -- Follow me on Twitter at
http://www.twitter.com/inyah11
*************************************************
Ruth Anne Wood "Stop Concealing Start Revealing" *
Author of way too many books to mention,
including "You Can’t Get It ‘Cause You’ve Already
Got It!”, "Abundant Magical Lives, Insights
For Passionate People”
Creator of "Scripting for Success"
See it all at http://www.EnlightenedJokes.com
* 16th century Latin: "Dare something worthy"
Friday, April 17, 2009
Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent
Susan Boyle, an over night sensation inspired the hearts and dreams of millions with her Britain's Got Talent audition. She did naturally what marketing geniuses and leaders often take years to master. She used humor. She personified the "Fool", "Shrek" and "Diamond in the Ruff".
How?
1. She was herself, authentic and refreshingly real and honest.
2. She also had a clear measurable dream:
"I've always wanted to perform in front of a large audience," and "I would like to be a professional singer." "I'm going to make that audience rock!"
3. The obstacle Britain's Got Talent helped Susan over come "I've never been given a chance before." How does that ring true in your life?
I think what made this moment even more delicious was how the cameras captured the contrast of the audience and judges' skepticism before she sang and then their utter transformation through surprise, delight, pride and awe in the presence of real talent despite first judgmental impressions.
4. Susan Boyle also had a role model for her success; Elaine Page in Les Miserables.
Believe it or not Susan Boyle experienced all six steps of Setting and Achieving her "impossible" dreams.
What are these six steps that Susan used to rock the house?
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Canadian Radio Interview
Friday, April 3, 2009
I believe in HORO... you sexy thing!
-Met the most amazing media people?
-Found an easy way to pitch?
-Been able to share my expertise as an author, playwright, comedy writer, relationship rehab specialist, and IT business co-owner
-Made more connections than a $5,000 coaching program on book publishing and PR
-Contributed to some innovative projects
-Gotten a daily pulse on the media consciousness?
-Toned my pitch muscles
You guessed it Help A Reporter Out. Movie tells all...
ONLINE COMMUNITY FOR FUNNY WRITERS-
INSPIRED BY HORO
Thank you HORO for helping me start a FREE online community for Comedy Writers and Businesses who understand over million people are searching for funny--- why not have some fun marketing your business with humor?
Click here comedy writers!
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
For Movers and shakers who love to communicate
and connect with media and humor the easy way
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
What Are New Retention Bonuses?
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
A link for people who haven't figured out our economics
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sponsor An Executive
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
A link for people who miss sponsoring needy children
What's for breakfast?
He has been watching in amazement for a week as I've pureed a large bowl of salad ingredients; green peppers, red leaf lettuce, spinach, cabbage, cilantro and added braggs amino acids, olive oil, toasted almond oil and rice wine vinegar into a water green pulp and eating it for breakfast.
I noticed my eye sight was getting progressively more blurry from sitting in front of the computer for hours since I committed to cranking out my screen play, "Five Rites". Also my addiction for sugar was nearly impossible to kick, having a couple cups of hot chocolate or chai tea a day in the winter and devouring a box of cereal and granola bars within 48 hours of it being shelved in the pantry had become the norm.
What inspired this sudden change from milk and cereal or eggs and bacon? First I was finally talked into going to a multi level marketing green drink demonstration where they showed the acidic pH of foods such as colas, cereal, coffees and refined sugar.
Jason went out and bought The pH Miracle for Diabetes which was very telling the foods we eat we're not helping his childhood diabetes. Also I was writing about my main screenplay character, Sophie Peterson getting younger and younger doing five rites yoga and eliminating sugar and processed foods and for awhile was unwilling to do the physical research for my story.
No wonder I was going blind and having big time mood swings! However I wasn't interested in spending $200 for the distributor starter kit -- just yet. Why not see if eating salad for breakfast instead of buying green powder that would sit on the shelf for years would actually make a difference. It actually has. For a couple days I got off of sugar and ate my salad and the tissue around my eyes are feeling less stressed. PMS hasn't hit me like in previous months. I haven't had to pull out a gray hair on my head this week. Yesterday when I went to Perkins and had the Everything Omelet and the toasted blueberry muffin how much my body was visibility rebelling. My tongue actually swelled up and developed a nice white mossy coat which we know from Oriental Medicine is rebellious chi and too much heat in the body from poor digestion.
The Enlightened Comedy is the trial and error experienced of any diet or new habit.
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
Written for people who enjoy self induced suffering... try a new diet!
Monday, March 30, 2009
I Say Both
My earliest memories of space and time travel began when I was four. I saw Star Wars, E.T. and the Dark Crystal and Star Trek all around the same time before I went to elementary school. I wanted to be the first kid in space and even more intensely a story teller that could bring these distant worlds closer my own. Born in 1975 George Lucas fed me with the ideal questions this inquiring four year old wanted to know. Did it answer the question where was my identical twin sister after she passed just before we turned two? No. Did it carve out a clear direction of what treasures to collect on my visit to earth or what to offer the earthlings during my stay? No. But it did answer a more reassuring question... was I alright being me? Yes. And did my sister travel on or did her journey end here? Thomas it's been my experience that the forces of odds and harmony co-exist in the same universe. It's about perception within the star mass and gazer. There is also an interesting harmony in the odd. Note the symmetry of five daisy pedals. All in all it's the sea of time, perception and emotions that govern the human experience that shift on the lighting, chemical interactions and stories in play.
© 2009 Scripting for Success Ruth Anne Wood
Written in response to my friend Thomas N. Padikal, Ph.D.
who inquirers "At Odds? Or in Harmony?"
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Circumcision
What did the mohel say to the nervous relatives at a brisk? "Relax it's as easy as taking candy from a baby!"
Written for people who find traditions sacred and repelling.
Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
"Simply Amazing Home Remedies"
* If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
* Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
* Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
* For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer!
* A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
* If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
* You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. if it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
* Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
* If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem."
Written/ posted by James
Ruth Anne Wood ©2009 Scripting for Success
Monday, March 16, 2009
Do You Support Ciggargation?
KIM: I want to sit in the non- smoking section for dinner.
CHAPELLE: Hey, when did they put up these walls?
KIM: It’s the new state law. They want to keep the non-smokers who are eating happy.
CHAPELLE: We’ll you know what I think this is, segregation all over again!
KIM: It’s not so bad, the smokers choose to self segregate when they want a cigarette.
CHAPELLE: (Smugly) Just light a cigarette and your lungs get to be BLACK when ever you want.
KIM: Hey, what’s that that song the “Ciggers” are playing on the juke box?
CHAPELLE: Come on, let go check it out.
(CHAPELLE and KIM walk back to the bar and CHAPELLE lights a lady's cigarette with the lit one in his mouth.)
(We see Jim Crow with a Camel logo on the screen.)
...
CHAPELLE: I’m a Cigger, but now I'm giving it up to the Blaine Greenfield Smoking Strike.
Written by Ruth Anne Wood © 2008-2009 Scripting for Success
Have an event, issue, product or funny story you want to share? Email it to: ruth@enlightendjokes.com
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Comedy Weekend
I told Jay my idea I had a couple days ago for an art piece which he enthusiastically took to heart with much visual input from our friends... I look forward to his artistic renderings of a "Tryathon", It's like a triathlon with the endurance sports event consisting of running, biking, and swimming over various distances yet the participants fall just short of their goal of crossing the finish line. Maybe that's why Yoda says "There is no try, only do"
It was a nice warm up to the first meeting of The Philadelphia Sketch Comedy Writing Meetup Group. I had a blast meeting other comedy writers and having the beginnings of a sketch comedy project with various story lines started. The plan is to collaborate online using google docs and film our best ideas in the next month or so for a youtube production. Fun Stuff. I told them about EnlightenedJoke.com including my definition of an Enlightened Comic (someone that shares personal feelings and experiences and avoids judgment or criticism of others) and they looked a me with disbelief as if I just said I discovered anti-gravity or said there was still a chance for "W" to go down as the best US President in history. Enlightened Comedy isn't for everyone. I agree it's an acquired taste. :-)
Written for Philly Comedy Fans
Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Monday, March 9, 2009
Internet Marketing Specialists Who Are Too Special
"Hello, my name is Jason Miller and I am an internet marketing specialist. I was looking at websites under the keyword Truck Parts and came across your website http://write-funny-jokes-for-comedians.blogspot.com. I see that you're not ranked on
the first page of Google for a Truck Parts search."
Actually the purpose of my site is to serve the 673,000 people searching for "jokes" 450,000 searches for "comedy" and 2,745,000 searches on "funny" every month. This email helps fill that need. He goes on to say:
"I'm not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is. There's no reason you can't have a top three ranking for the keyword Truck Parts based on your site structure and content. You have a very nice site. You need significantly more one way anchor text backlinks. If you're interested I can help you with this..."
Thanks to my husband's Philadelphia based IT company who gives helpful SEO tips on 365webapplications.com and other web solutions we have helped improve SEO for keywords that are actually relevant to the site theme and expertise. :)
"I'm talking about getting you ranked for ALL your keywords. Adding new backlinks on a steady and consistent basis from high PR quality websites is what produces the rankings you are looking for http://write-funny-jokes-for-comedians.blogspot.com.
The right kind of links are very critical in getting top ranking....and I can hand deliver these quality links to you."
I'm all for Internet Marketing Specialists who know their stuff and also use common sense in speaking to the needs of prospects. Maybe there is a connection between truck parts and funny, yet It's my path to serve the 2,745,000 searching for "funny" instead of the 49,500 searching for "truck parts". Thanks Jason Miller, but you're no Jason Wood.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Visual Humor is Making a Coming Back
Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave
Jay McPhillips
work will be on display
during the art opening
35 north Union, Lambertville, PA
Come to the
Art Is Zen Gallery
6pm March 14, 2009.
Written by Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
For lovers of humorous advertising
Monday, March 2, 2009
Now Event Planners Laugh with Joy Selling Tickets
Here are...
3 Smokn’ Tips for Savvy Event Organizers
to Use When Selling Tickets for Your Event
But you don’t have to take my word for it…
1. Easy- Use “a platform that democratizes the ticket selling process and makes it easy for event organizers to handle online ticketing and promote their event.” –Guy Kawasaki
2. Cost Effective- Save with a service that is “transaction-based which means it costs nothing to get started and organizers can pass the fees ($2/ticket + processing) on to the ticket buyer.” –Guy Kawasaki
3. Sustainable- Work with a company that tech investors are willing to invest $2 Million because of the “combination of a large underserved market, a strong business plan to meet that need, and the core management and technology in place to properly execute," -Michael Aronson, Managing Director of MentorTech.
What company has all three and a easy to use ticket system in place to manage your next event?... Take the leap that makes sense and plan your next event with ease, flexible pricing that makes "cents". To learn more, click on through to the other side.
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Ruth Anne Wood is a contributing writer for 365webapps.com, and co-author of You Can't Get It 'Cause You've Already Got It! She helps companies put together clear, effective marketing messages via various writing and communication techniques and uses the latest social networking and PR communities to deliver her client's message. She can be reached today in her cozy snowed in Doylestown, PA abode at 215-872-5035 or ruth@ruthannewood.com finishing up her screenplay for her script manager in LA.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Political Cross Roads
WIFE: Oh yea, you're decideing to run for mayor in the next election?
HUSBAND: No, actually I was thinking how Wall Street needed to meet up with Main Street on Church Street.
WIFE: Oh, yea? Why's that?
HUSBAND: We all need a little saving and faith.
WIFE: Gotcha!
Written by Jason Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Attention Producers:
Did you know that there are over nine million Google searches for jokes every month? Obviously, the power of laughter cannot be underestimated. Ruth Anne Wood and Stash Serafin, consultants and comedy coaches, say humor can not only allow you to laugh your way out of stressful situations, but can eliminate roadblocks to success and enhance your ability to achieve your goals.
Ruth and Stash would like to serve as your “Enlightened Comedy” coaches. This is what they can do for you:
* As consultants to producers or radio/television personalities, they can improve your on-air comedy as well as instruct you on how humor can help you be more successful in dealing with staff and decrease the stress you have from putting on a show.
* As guests, they can teach any member of your audience to not only improve their comic ability, but to use humor to get over the fears blocking them from accomplishing their goals.
CREDENTIALS: Ruth Anne Wood is an author, playwright, publisher, product developer, and goal-setting and achievement renegade. Stash Serafin has appeared in the national media since the 1970s, becoming a well-known figure skater despite being blind since birth. Stash and Ruth enjoy motivating others with the healing and inspirational power of comedy. Together, they have written the book YOU CAN’T GET IT ‘CAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY GOT IT.
AVAILABILITY:
PA, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone
CONTACT:
Ruth Anne Wood, (215) 872-5035 (PA); ruth@scriptingforsuccess.com; www.EnlightenedJokes.com; Stash Serafin, (215) 806-0799 (PA); Stash@stashskate.com
3 Minute B Roll
Saturday, February 14, 2009
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Fran thanks for the swarm of love. :)
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Personal Ad
Written for singles who desire romance, adventure and classic tail
Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Comedy Divine: Timing, Proper Planning or Both?
Here is a great reminder of the power of planning and "divine" timing.
I use to think I was a bad business owner. It turned out I was just bad at marketing. Something exciting changed in my business when I realized two things:
I needed to dedicate at least 20% of my time marketing every week. Constant marketing and relationship building is the life line of a healthy. growing, thriving business and two nine million people are searching for joke and funny stories every month. Many of these people are business people online looking relief from a stressful job or the challenges of being an entrepreneur.
This is where you come in. Be their source of relief. Make them laugh or cry with laughter at the funny things that go on in your industry. You don't need to be a stand up comic, just someone with simple insights about the comedy in your professional world or industry.
Whose World? BLAINE'S WORLD!
when someone truly groks your book, message, conversation, action, humor... I'm deeply appreciative of Blaine from blainesworld.net sharing with his audience what he gleaned from our book: You Can't Get It 'Cause You've Already Got It!
Also I grok his philosophy ""Service is the rent we pay for living on Earth."
By the way his website is a little freaky the way Blaine's photo randomly winks back at me :)
From: BGinBC@aol.com
Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2008 at 12:16 AM
Subject: BLAINESWORLD #625
To: blainesworld@blainesworld.net
Click here to view award winning educator, Blaine Greenfield's entire post.
BLAINESWORLD
#625
9.22.2008
4. Reviews
C. The idea of a blind figure skater and visionary writer combining forces to produce an inspirational guide to moving through life seemed to be one that would be difficult to carry off . . . but I was pleasantly surprised to see that Stash Serafin and Ruth Anne Wood succeeded doing just that in their book, YOU CAN'T
GET IT 'CAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT! (See also Section 10.)
In reading it, I felt that I got to know both authors . . . and what made them tick.
I also learned about skating, writing and life . . . for example, there was this idea contributed by Serafin:
* With a new piece of footwork, there is nothing to see. Then all of a sudden the invisible movements of my skates which were done so slowly become recognizable as I am told I move with such ease, precision and confidence.
I'm often asked; "How can you do such little movements and get such profound results?" I have practiced two inch jumps done with tiny movements that soon
(observers would tell) got suddenly higher without any effort on my part. I used to think that all skilled jumpers were able to move with this same level of ease.
And I also learned from Wood how writing certain thoughts down
can help in many ways, including this one:
* We call this the "Aha!" moment which comes when we realize we already have what we want and can easily ask for more of what we enjoy receiving or having. And Scripting for Success is a great way to clarify what you want by writing it down in a story or a success headline.
Reading your script every time you want to feel good, is an excellent way
to stay focused on what you want.
Lastly, Wood got me thinking about how learning can take place even when you don't plan on it taking place--such as when she talked about the inspiration she got for naming her characters:
* I would get an idea for a character and then let it simmer for awhile. Then one day, I would open a book, or surf the Internet, and I would find that the qualities and descriptions I gave to my key characters echoed common cultural archetypes through the ages. In essence, I was getting an honorary degree in anthropology, just by investigating my own multi-layered characters. They were far wiser and more embedded in the culture's psyche than I could have consciously devised.
Do read this informative book by Serafin and Wood if you're in the mood for something a bit different . . . and that will make you think.
D. I first discovered the concept of flow several years ago when I was working at home on a grievance matter that I was handling for my teacher's union . . . all of a sudden, I was interrupted by a call from my massage therapist . . . she was asking why I wasn't in her office for my appointment.
Now massages are one of the things I REALLY look forward to . . . yet I had been so "into" what I was doing that the appointment completely skipped my mind.
Sometime thereafter, I became acquainted with the work of esteemed psychologist Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi and his work on this subject . . . so when I just got the chance to hear
FLOW: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF OPTIMAL EXPERIENCE--written by and featuring the author--I jumped at the opportunity to learn even more.
And learn I did in this fascinating book . . . most of all, I became acquainted with the following major components of the flow experience:
* There's clarity of goals.
* Feedback is immediate. You know moment-by-moment how well
you're doing.
* The challenges of the activity are matched with the skills of the person.
* There's a feeling of focus on what you're doing.
* Everyday frustrations are removed from your attention.
* You feel that you can be control of your life.
* You also lose a sense of self-consciousness.
* And as I previously observed, a sense of time is transformed.
10. A quote I like
Joy and fulfillment for me is about having the flexibility to do what I want,when I want to do it, without anyone pushing me.--Stash Serafin, blind figure skater in YOU CAN'T GET IT 'CAUSE YOU'VE ALEADY GOTTEN IT! (see also Section 4C), a book he co-authored with Ruth Anne Wood
Click here to view award winning educator, Blaine Greenfield's entire post.
Monday, February 9, 2009
When just any flower won't do, say it with a Rafflesia
When was the last time you thanked, apologized or wooed someone in a big flowery way? The bigger the better, right?
But when is it going over board?
I started to imagine the 9,900 people who searched on Google last month for a rafflesia flower, how many of them actually wanted to make a heart felt purchase for a boss, friend, significant other?
I can imagine the phone call now...
Hello l-800-flowers?, do you have a rafflesia flower?
Yea I...
-just got a big raise.
-love her this much
-landed the account of my life
-am going overseas next week and want him to remember me
-I messed up in a big way
-have a corner of the room that needs a little redecorating
-am doing a love experiment
-want to make a big first impression
-am a big fan of man flowers
-a once and done sort of guy-- only like to shop for flowers once. This six foot tall flower should do the trick.
Can you ship flowers in time for Valentines Day? Humm shipping is how much? Better send two dozen roses instead. Thanks.
Written for Lovers of Flowers
Ruth Anne Wood © 2009 Scripting for Success
Monday, January 26, 2009
Are your friends spamming you on your birthday?
Greetings Sir Ken,
I am prince Abdul Yakoubar from Estonia. My father has passed on and left me a huge sum of money (over 2 million). I am contact you, Ken, because you are man of distinction and someone I can trust. Your reputation as a ride leader makes you a perfect candidate for this mission.
My father, Jarraq "Jerry" Yakoubar was a professional businessman who enjoyed bicycling throughout Africa and Europe. In his travels he traded diamonds, emassing great wealth. To honor his tradition I have choosen you as a cyclist to continue his journey. All I need from you is a bank account number to transfer his great wealth into and then when I arrive in the United States, I will withdraw half of the funds to move my family to your great country. Since I'm over 50, I might also ask you to allow me to stay in your great home as part of the Evergreen Club. I will then begin my own journey across your nation on bicycle and would ask you join me for that journey to honor my father.
If intersted, please contact me with this email for futher discussion.
The honorable Prince Abdul Yakoubar.
HAPPY 70TH KEN! - Jason & Ruth
Jason Wood ©
Who's the New Stanley Kubrick of Our Generation?
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tina Fey Understands The 6 Steps to Set and Achieve Goals
Elizabeth Tina Fey Facebook Fan Page
Interview for Enlightened Goal Setters and Achievers
Ruth Anne Wood ©
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
6 Steps to Setting and Achieving Your Dreams
6 Steps to Setting and Achieving Your Dreams
30 minute interview with the director of Scripting for Success.
Oh wait c'est moi!
Interview for Enlightened Goal Setters and Achievers
Ruth Anne Wood ©
Friday, January 16, 2009
The Enlightened Comedy of Urban Legends Through Email
I was inspired to stop and think from this email:
"A Violinist in the Metro
A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that thousand of people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.
Three minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried up to meet his schedule.
A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping continued to walk.
A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.
The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.
In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.
No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written with a violin worth 3.5 million dollars.
Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston and the seats average $100.
This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of an social experiment about perception, taste and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?
One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be:
If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?
Comments: True. For 45 minutes on the morning of January 12, 2007, concert violinist Joshua Bell stood incognito on a Washington, D.C. subway platform and performed classical music for passersby. Video and audio of the performance are available on the Washington Post website.
"No one knew it," explained Washington Post reporter Gene Weingarten several months after the event, "but the fiddler standing against a bare wall outside the Metro in an indoor arcade at the top of the escalators was one of the finest classical musicians in the world, playing some of the most elegant music ever written on one of the most valuable violins ever made." Weingarted came up with the experiment to see how ordinary people would react.
And how did they react? For the most part, not at all. More than a thousand people entered the Metro station as Bell worked his way through a set list of classical masterpieces, but only a few stopped to listen. Some dropped money in his open violin case (for a total of about $27), but most never even stopped to look, Weingarten wrote.
The text above, penned by an unidentifed author and circulated via blogs and email, poses a philosophical question: "If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?"
Which is fair to ask, and fair to answer that the demands of our fast-paced workaday world can indeed stand in the way of appreciating truth and beauty and other contemplative delights when we encounter them. But it's equally fair to point out that there's an appropriate time and place for everything. Was an experiment really necessary to determine that rush hour on a busy subway platform isn't conducive to an appreciation of the sublime? Probably not, though it makes for an interesting story just the same.
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Sources and further reading:
Video of Joshua Bell's Subway Platform Performance
WashingtonPost.com, 7 April 2007
Pearls Before Breakfast
Washington Post Magazine, 7 April 2007
Too Busy to Stop and Hear the Music
WashingtonPost.com, 9 April 2007"
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
What Are You Afraid to Try?
This Dynamic Duo: A Goal Setting and Achievement Coach and her co-author an Inspiring Friend a Blind Ice Skater Tells Audience Members How to Stop Putting Their Dreams on Ice
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Is The Carrot Mightier Than The Sword?
Joe's problem was that a computer manufacturer with the initials of D.E.L.L. ruined his computer with online tech support. For a week he was complaining about it. Then today Joe explained he just bought a new server!
And my husband asked , "Well, you didn't buy from DELL, did you?"And Joe said, "they gave me 'free' pro support!" And he is now a fan of DELL again. The point is DELL messed up his life royally for a whole week and got away with it because DELL'S CARROT was mightier than Joe's sword.
And that's how a fair amount of these internet marketers retain customers and deflect negative feedback.
It's like saying "I get eight free ads from a large media PR firm after taking their "Million dollar author crash course". Instead of going to my credit card company and demanding my $4500 "investment" back for something that hasn't made me a million dollars yet, the promise of using those eight "free" ads keeps me on the hook. Don't get me wrong I'd gladly pay that amount again in a year or two for such a great steady diet of carrots.
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